tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

diane young: you torched a saab like a pile of leaves, i'd gone to find some better wheels
ezra: u touched a$ap liga pilo leevs, eye gum to finsome beduh weeze

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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